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Enough is Enough Already (not another debate...)

3/10/2016

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It's all boiling down to the Stooges Three
Trump and Kasich and Cruz;
It seems that the trick, to prevent getting sick
Is simply to turn off the News...

And wipe all the  @#&$  off your shoes;
Then break out a liter of booze.
God knows we have all paid our dues...

From this media rape
It is time we escape
These dismal election-year blues,
Oh yeah, these dismal election-year blues!

Sure, nominations are rough
But enough is enough;
Why do Yanks drag this thing on so looooong?
What America needs most
Is a merciless host
To clear CNN's stage with a Gong !



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Jack Larrison on hot cage fighter Ronda Rousey:

3/8/2016

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HELP ME RONDA, HELP HELP ME RONDA

If you're a geek who's meek 'n mousy
Don't even look  at Ronda Rousey.
Her eyes are feral, fierce like lasers
One punch is like a dozen Tasers.
So if you're some cowboy wit' a 7-year itch,
Ha! In 30 seconds you'll be her bitch.





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Baptism by the G.O.P.  -- a Jack Larrison tweak...

3/8/2016

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A gal I know down South sent me a postcard the other day. It showed this photo of a sign-board with another insipid slogan -- you know the kind you see all over FaceBook and Google+ ; I call them "half-assed placards" -- and this one declared:

"My therapist set a glass half full of water in front of me and asked me, "Are you an optimist or a pessimist?"  I told her, "No I am a problem solver.  Then I drank the water down."

So I mailed the Southern lady back, returning her postcard, putting a blank mailing label over her caption.  Then I wrote this new caption for the therapist:

"Better to pour that water over her head and say, "I'm a Republican.  Welcome to trickle-down economics." 



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