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It's all boiling down to the Stooges Three Trump and Kasich and Cruz; It seems that the trick, to prevent getting sick Is simply to turn off the News... And wipe all the @#&$ off your shoes; Then break out a liter of booze. God knows we have all paid our dues... From this media rape It is time we escape These dismal election-year blues, Oh yeah, these dismal election-year blues! Sure, nominations are rough But enough is enough; Why do Yanks drag this thing on so looooong? What America needs most Is a merciless host To clear CNN's stage with a Gong !
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If you're a geek who's meek 'n mousy Don't even look at Ronda Rousey. Her eyes are feral, fierce like lasers One punch is like a dozen Tasers. So if you're some cowboy wit' a 7-year itch, Ha! In 30 seconds you'll be her bitch. A gal I know down South sent me a postcard the other day. It showed this photo of a sign-board with another insipid slogan -- you know the kind you see all over FaceBook and Google+ ; I call them "half-assed placards" -- and this one declared:
"My therapist set a glass half full of water in front of me and asked me, "Are you an optimist or a pessimist?" I told her, "No I am a problem solver. Then I drank the water down." So I mailed the Southern lady back, returning her postcard, putting a blank mailing label over her caption. Then I wrote this new caption for the therapist: "Better to pour that water over her head and say, "I'm a Republican. Welcome to trickle-down economics." |
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