It's all boiling down to the Stooges Three
Trump and Kasich and Cruz;
It seems that the trick, to prevent getting sick
Is simply to turn off the News...
And wipe all the @#&$ off your shoes;
Then break out a liter of booze.
God knows we have all paid our dues...
From this media rape
It is time we escape
These dismal election-year blues,
Oh yeah, these dismal election-year blues!
Sure, nominations are rough
But enough is enough;
Why do Yanks drag this thing on so looooong?
What America needs most
Is a merciless host
To clear CNN's stage with a Gong !