"It's a Moray" - A Scuba Diver's Lament

(To the tune of Dean Martin's "It's Amore...")

© Copyright 2015-2020   /  Parody Lyric by John Hessburg.  All Rights Reserved.
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Your hand hits a reef crack
If you don't get it back
It's a moray...

If it's toothy & brown
And it's dragging you down
It's a moray...

Doncha dare cop a feel
From this type of an eel
Whoa a moray....

Or the memories may linger
Just minus one finger
A moray a moray today.

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If it tugs on your sleeve
And you get no reprieve
It's a moray...

You'll be feeling uncanny
If it chomps on your fanny
Yes a moray...

If it's swimming on by
Near your right inner thigh
Whoops, a moray... !

You could brandish a shiv
Just protect where you live
It's a moray, a moray today.